Eastern Counties League
The area now occupied by Long Melford has been occupied since at least 100 B.C.. The village's layout was defined in Roman times, with the empire building two roads thorough Melford, the main one running from Chelmsford through to Pakenham. The village is recorded in the Domesday Book of 1086.With the Spurs v West Brom fixture scheduled for this evening (27 March 2006), a fourth excursion of the season into the Eastern Counties League was the order of Saturday. Like the previously reported Cornard United, Long Melford play in a village on the outskirts of Sudbury. The village appears to be centred around the main street which is extremely long - hence the name I guess.
Stoneylands is reached via either Liston Lane or St Catherine's Road off the High Street. Take your pick as both routes are extremely narrow and caused Mrs Pieman to glare in the direction of the co-pilot/navigator. Harry Hotspur and I entered the 'stadium' with the best part of an hour to go before kick off. Sky Sports News was on in the clubhouse and we were able to keep up to date with the Merseyside derby. (I must admit to being a bit concerned that Gerrard got himself sent off for kicking the ball away. The following 'tackle' for which he received the second yellow just compounded his stupidity. For such talented footballers a bit of common sense is so important when going into a high profile tournament like the World Cup. Foreign officials and opposition will thrive on such weaknesses. Gerrard is not alone, Defoe made a complete idiot of himself at Boro this season and was fortunate to stay on the pitch - Grow up lads ! - Ed)
Anyway, back to the real stuff. Long Melford, like Cornard, make good use of conifers to separate the football ground from the adjacent cricket pitch. There are two areas of cover along the main side of the ground including a small seated stand. There is also some covered standing accommodation behind one of the goals - the same end where Hotspur injured himself warming up with the Thetford Town substitutes at half time !
A fairly uninspiring match finished honours even at 1-1. I was pleased that Thetford equalised with about 15 minutes left as it was they that were the more adventurous throughout. Mrs Pieman (arrived back from sightseeing during 2nd half) was also pleased as she recognised a Long Melford defender as the lout that had "cut her up on the inside" on arrival. It doesn't take much to sway allegiances when supposedly neutral.

Attendance: 75
Admission: £4.00 (Hotspur £1.00 - should have been £2.00 but elderly gatelady was conned by his innocent appearance)
Programme: 50p ((obtained for you Andy, Stan and Glyn, the barman in Phil Butler's local, the Prince Albert in Ely)
Tea: 50p
Fare: No idea, but I stuck some petrol in Mrs P's car

